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[Laszlo] Nandor has disappeared.
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Nandor?
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No one has seen or heard from him
in weeks. Well, not since Gizmo fired him.
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[Nadja] Nandor?
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[Laszlo] Gave him the old heave-ho
from his janitor job.
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The blade of the proverbial guillotine
has dropped,
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and the blood of Nandor's broken dreams
has pooled at Gizmo's oddly-shaped feet.
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[Colin] So, yeah, we've tried just about
everything to find Nandor. Set traps...
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Nandor?
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...checked the vents, hung posters.
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{\an8}We have even yelled his name
very loudly into the wind.
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Nandor!
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- [neighbor] Shut the fuck up!
- Piss off!
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You shut the fuck up.
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That broody little bitch is missing.
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The dude is gone.
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And we can't find the fucker anywhere.
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- [door opens]
- [Nadja] Five dollars seems like a lot.
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- [door closes]
- Hey.
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Ugh. I can't even look at you. Ugh.
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- Any update on Nandor?
- Not since you fired him.
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- [Nadja] From the job he loved.
- [Laszlo] What a coincidence.
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You have a lot of guts coming in here,
you little floating traitor.
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Floating away with your little bitch ways.
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- Hello. Yes?
- [person] Nandor has been located.
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It's the Baron,
and he knows where Nandor is.
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Don't tell him about the reward money.
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I thought we might have
a bite of lunch while we talk.
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Let us see what we have here.
Some punch, some jellied blood and, uh...
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[Sire speaks foreign language]
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And, yes,
the Sire prepared the finger foods.
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My compliments to the chef.
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[chuckles] Again, like I mentioned
in my email, I don't eat blood,
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so maybe just a crescent roll or...
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- Sire?
- [Sire grunts]
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Would you play
that tape of Nandor, please?
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This was recorded by a vampire
monitoring the Ether.
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[Nandor] Enemies abound.
And only I can defeat them.
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I used to think ghouls were
just the spirits of the dead.
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But now I know
they walk among the living too.
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[Nadja] Oh, dear.
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Up and down Wall Street,
with their suits and their ties
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and their build-your-own-salad bowls.
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I watched a snail crawl across the edge
of one of those things you use to shave.
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- What's it called?
- Razor.
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- [vampire] Not a knife.
- He's thinking razor.
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- [vampire] What are those things called?
- Enough.
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[vampire] A sharpie? No, that's not it...
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Well, yikes. [chuckles]
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Indeed.
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Ugh. He used to be one of the most
promising vampires in this New World.
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Well, I wouldn't go that far.
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But now... [grunts]
...he is unrecognizable. Dangerous.
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Dangerous, you say?
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Yes. We are hearing reports
of increasingly erratic behavior.
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- [Nadja] Mmm.
- Nandor is drawing attention.
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Too much attention.
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- And attention puts all vampires at risk.
- [Colin] Understood.
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He must be stopped.
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[Guillermo] So, Nandor's here?
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Yes, we traced Nandor's
dispatches to that location.
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Go to New Hampshire.
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Retrieve Nandor
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and with haste.
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{\an8}♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
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{\an8}♪ They have no use for your song ♪
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{\an8}♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪
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{\an8}♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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{\an8}♪ You'll never get a second chance ♪
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{\an8}♪ Plan all your moves in advance ♪
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{\an8}♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead
Stay dead and out of this world ♪
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♪ Shadow's lost, baby ♪
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♪ You're dead ♪
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[Guillermo] Okay,
so we made it to New Hampshire.
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The dossier said that Nandor is hiding
here at the Hancock and Sons Factory.
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{\an8}I mean, it was the factory until you
and your Cannon Capital cronies
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{\an8}stripped it down for parts.
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{\an8}Actually, a leveraged buyout is a pretty
neat way for a failing business
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{\an8}to reinvent itself for the future...
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- [Nadja] Shut up, Guillermo.
- [Laszlo] Shut up, Gizmo.
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- Okay.
- [car beeps]
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[Nadja] What the hell happened here?
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[Laszlo] Stay close, my darling.
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[Colin] Hey, look, what if
the H, A and N were missing?
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- Get it? Cock and Sons.
- [Laszlo] No.
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[Colin laughs]
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[Nadja] Oh. [sniffs]
Smells like slow death in here.
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- [Colin] Malaria.
- [Laszlo] Nightmares.
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[Guillermo] Little dusty.
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- [Nadja] My, my, my, my...
- [Guillermo] Nan-man, are-are you here?
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Nan-man?
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[Nandor] There is no "Nan-man" here.
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[metal chain rattling]
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There is only Nandor the Relentless.
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Warrior.
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Leader.
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So, Na-Nandor, have you been here
the whole time since you were, um...
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Fired?
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Yes, I have.
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[electricity crackles]
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[Guillermo] And, uh, why?
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Vampire-only explanations.
That means not you, Guillermo.
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[Guillermo] Okay.
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When one is burned,
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one feels most at home amongst the ashes,
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which is why I came here to the husk
of the Hancock and Sons factory
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amongst others that had been discarded
by Cannon Capital Strategies.
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But what I found...
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oh, what I found...
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A bunch of preppy crap?
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- "Preppy essentials."
- Hmm.
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And no. I found soldiers.
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Many of the humans left when the jobs did.
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Those that remained,
they needed... they craved a leader.
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A warrior. A commander.
And they became my army.
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And, uh, where is this army?
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- In the field. Awaiting our next strike.
- [Nadja] Huh.
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Which reminds me,
I have a war council meeting now.
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You may walk with me, if you must.
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Oh. Mind the shirt pins.
They're fucking everywhere.
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So, Nandor, this army you have raised.
What is the, uh, end game?
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To conquer. To take the battle,
town by town,
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from here to the very steps
of Cannon Capital itself.
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Right. But, um, why?
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So that Cannon Capital will rue the day
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they cast out their greatest warrior.
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Ah! We are here.
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Good evening, comrades.
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- [Laszlo] Fuck my old boots.
- [Colin] Good gravy.
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- Uh. So this is your war council?
- [Nandor] Yes.
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- [Laszlo] And who are these chaps?
- [Nandor] My reserves.
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- [Colin] And what about them?
- [Nandor] My concubines.
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- [Laszlo] Shit.
- [Nadja] Huh.
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[Nandor] Now, look, I really need
to get on with my strategy session,
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unless you have any more questions?
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- [Guillermo] I do.
- No.
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Are you okay?
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What is he still doing here?
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- Well, I drove...
- You are the enemy.
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An errand boy sent
by greengrocers to spy on me.
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- Leave.
- I'm not the enemy. Tell him.
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- See ya later.
- [Laszlo] Bugger off.
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Okay. I will be out here.
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[Laszlo] Well, it looks like you've had
quite the exciting time here, Nandor.
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No one can deny that.
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But what say we go home now before
you freak the fuck out of anyone else?
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This is my home.
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The battlefield.
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- Okay.
- [Nadja] Hmm.
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What is that, Major Briggs?
A maneuver from the east?
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Perhaps...
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I think it's safe to assume
he's gone absolutely mad.
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Yeah, I don't like using this word,
but he is crazy.
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Oy! No. You do not get to use that word,
you tweed demon.
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He's like this because of you.
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- But, yes, he is absolutely crazy.
- Yeah.
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Well, we can't just
leave him here like this.
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Unless...
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Can we?
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[Nandor groans]
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No, we cannot. He's a danger to himself.
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How about we sit him down and say,
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"Hey, you're nuts. Stop it.
Stop being nuts."
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I see someone is well-versed
in psychology.
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Well, let's just grab him by the neck
and yank him out of this hell box.
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We can't. To extract Nandor by force
would be like waking a sleepwalker.
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- So, what, then?
- [Laszlo] There is only one solution.
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We role-play the scenario
that Nandor has concocted in his mind.
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In time, our presence will shine a light
on the holes in his fantasy,
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and he can follow
that light back to reality.
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So Shutter Island rules, so to speak.
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- [Laszlo murmurs]
- [Nandor sobs]
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[Nandor] "We are the hollow men."
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Uh. It's worth a shot.
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All right.
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[sighs] Okay. I'm in.
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Excellent.
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- Fuck off.
- What?
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[Laszlo] You need to go now.
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- [Guillermo] Why?
- 'Cause he believes you are the enemy.
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- I'm not the enemy.
- What're you still doing here?
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- [Colin] Bye, bitch.
- Okay.
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Bye-bye, bitch.
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Keep walking, bitch.
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Stop calling me bitch.
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[Nadja] Sorry, bitch.
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- [clock chimes]
- [Nadja] Nandor?
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[Nandor] Bit busy.
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Your army, we'd like to enlist.
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{\an8}- [Nandor] Sir.
- [Laszlo] What?
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If you wish to be in my army,
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then you will all address me as "sir."
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- Okay, I'm out.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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[Laszlo, Colin, Nadja] Yes, sir.
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Good. So, basic training begins now.
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[Nandor] Cannon Capital nemeedooni.
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[Laszlo, Colin, Nadja]
Cannon Capital nemeedooni.
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[Nandor speaking Al Quolanudarian]
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- [Nandor] You are clay.
- [Laszlo] No.
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- [Colin grunts]
- Soft, weak, goopy.
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- But I am here to mold you...
- [Colin] Yes, sir!
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- ...to make you strong, to shape you.
- [Colin] Whoo.
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[Nandor] Cannon Capital chalqoozeh.
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[Laszlo, Colin, Nadja]
Cannon Capital chalqoozeh.
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[Laszlo] I joined the Royal Navy
a few years ago,
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for the sea, the sun and mainly the sex.
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But what I'm finding here
is just a lot of marching...
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- [Nandor] That's it.
- [Laszlo] ...push-ups for no reason...
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30,001, 30,002.
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[Laszlo] ...and no one's offered me
anything that looks like a medal.
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What the fuck? Shave your own head.
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Okay. On your marks. Get set.
Crawl, worms.
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That's it.
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I did not realize being
in Nandor's fake army would involve
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so much of doing what Nandor says.
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[Nandor] You call that crawling?
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He's very lucky that I have that rule
about not killing the demented.
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- [grunting]
- [♪ "Fortunate Son" playing]
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Sure, Nandor's military delusions are
a strange little brew.
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A dash of memories
from his time in Al Quolanudar
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and a sprinkle of war movies
he's seen over the years.
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But heck if I don't wanna
take another sip.
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[Nandor] Well, maggots.
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You have trained and trained well.
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Especially you, Colin Robinson.
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You are very violent.
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Oorah, sir!
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Alexa, please pause the music.
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- [Alexa] Okay.
- [Nandor] Thank you.
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Alexa is my director of internal comms.
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Okay. So, on to your assignments.
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- Laszlo Cravensworth.
- Yeah.
233
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,629
- Intelligence.
- Obviously.
234
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,090
- [Nandor] Nadja of Antipaxos.
- [Nadja] Hmm.
235
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,510
- Signal corps.
- What is that?
236
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,886
Never mind. Who gives a shit. [sighs]
237
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:20,929
Colin Robinson.
238
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,349
- Come on, logistics. Come on, logistics.
- Logistics.
239
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,767
Yes! Yes.
240
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:29,479
Now, listen up. Tonight is a proud night.
241
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,983
Together we will take back
the honor, the power,
242
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:39,322
the respect that Cannon Capital have
so cruelly tried to take away.
243
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,825
[Nadja] Okay. So this is a pit of shit.
244
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,619
Can we not just make Nandor think
that this stupid imaginary battle
245
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,995
has happened already?
246
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:48,498
- And how do we do that?
- [Colin] I know. Shoot me.
247
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,709
It's not a real gun, Colin Robinson.
248
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,086
It's a decorative firearm
from the outdoorsman section.
249
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,005
All right, then. Whack me with it. Hard.
250
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,091
All right.
251
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,591
[Colin chuckling] Oh.
252
00:11:58,592 --> 00:11:59,968
- Again. Harder though.
- [Laszlo] Really?
253
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,052
[Colin] Yes.
254
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,679
[Colin chuckling] Oh. [groans]
255
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,806
How is this going to help
with the Nandor thing?
256
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,015
What Nandor thing?
257
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,767
Hold on. I think I've got it.
258
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,645
I've thought of a way that
Nandor will think that the war is won.
259
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:11,730
A ruse de guerre
260
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,608
that will make the Trojan Horse look
like a witless child's papier-mâché.
261
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,776
Fuck, I'm good.
262
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:20,488
Now all I need is the adequate supplies
from this shit-forsaken town.
263
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:25,076
Wait. You guys can leave, but I don't
want Nandor to think I'm a deserter.
264
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,579
I ain't no deserter.
265
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,254
[Nandor] You live a thousand years,
266
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,424
and you think you know what betrayal is,
267
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,551
what horror is.
268
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,928
[Colin] Awaiting further orders, sir.
269
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,431
But then in a single instant,
270
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,892
you find out you haven't
the slightest idea
271
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,102
what man is truly capable of.
272
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,605
[radio host] Oh, man.
That sounds rough out there, Nandor.
273
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:57,025
Listen, I've gotta move on to the next
caller, but did you wanna request a song?
274
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:02,572
Yes, I would like to request
"Scarborough Fair" by Simon and Garfunkel.
275
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,866
[Colin] No.
Let's limit the public broadcast.
276
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,785
The brass back home are getting
a little squirrelly.
277
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,287
But to whom am I supposed to orate?
278
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,914
Well, me, you big lummox.
279
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,875
[chuckles] All right.
280
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,796
Now, you were saying something
about the horror.
281
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,047
You know what, my darling?
282
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,008
It feels like an eternity
since we've had some time alone.
283
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:25,929
Oh. It does. It does.
So what is the plan, my dark lover?
284
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,766
Well, you'll see. You'll see.
285
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:30,850
I'll see?
286
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,560
Yes. What's the problem, my darling?
287
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:36,439
I'm hearing a lot of this
"you'll see" these days.
288
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,276
I'm hearing "you'll see" about the plan
to fix Nandor's melted brain.
289
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:43,655
I'm hearing "you'll see"
about the sex doll monster thing
290
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,156
that you're creating in the basement.
291
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,910
Well, the sex doll monster thing... not
a sex doll... is part of the grand plan.
292
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:49,994
Which is?
293
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:54,457
Complex scientific experiments
that I don't think you'll understand.
294
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,709
Oh, so you're calling me stupid.
295
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,087
Well, of course not.
That's a stupid thing to say.
296
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,421
[Nadja mumbles]
297
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,048
- No. Whoa, whoa. No.
- Piss off.
298
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,716
Nadja, what I meant to say was something
299
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,927
with the identical sentiment
that wouldn't piss you off.
300
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,721
- [Nadja] Well, it did!
- Shit.
301
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,643
In my empire, Colin Robinson,
we will be free.
302
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,646
Free from liars,
303
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:20,316
from the cowards
who say you are not a good culture fit.
304
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,862
Yeah, I dig that, sir. I hear that.
305
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,488
[Guillermo] Hey.
306
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,283
I thought I said
this person was not welcome here.
307
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,409
You sure did, sir.
308
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,912
Yeah, I know, but if I keep charging my
phone in the car, it'll kill the battery,
309
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,497
so I'm just looking for an outlet.
310
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,708
Don't mean to disrupt
your whole "war thing."
311
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:41,212
War thing? This is a war.
No winky fingers.
312
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,423
Okay, enough.
313
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,719
Private Robinson,
would you give us a moment?
314
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:48,846
You got it.
315
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:52,682
- Traitor.
- What did you say to me?
316
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,602
I'm sorry.
I'm done playing along with this fantasy.
317
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,479
I'm not the enemy, and you know that.
318
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,939
You're just pissed.
319
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,233
You're pissed
that I'm killing it at Cannon.
320
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:07,572
You're pissed that...
that you weren't a good culture fit.
321
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,949
[groans]
322
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:14,329
Lieutenant Alexa,
tell this piece of shit to leave.
323
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,332
[Alexa] Now playing
"Leave (Get Out)" by JoJo.
324
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,958
["Leave (Get Out)" playing]
325
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,920
Wait for the chorus.
326
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,467
Well, I'm not the only one
kept in the dark
327
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,802
by their lover's
extracurricular activities.
328
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,888
So you admit you keep me in the dark.
329
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,681
Well, no more
than you keep me in the dark.
330
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,809
I haven't got a fucking clue
what you get up to at Cannon Capital.
331
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,227
Laszlo, there is nothing to tell.
332
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:41,606
It is a job. You show up, you pretend
to do shit, and then you go home.
333
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,192
Why the fuck would you wanna do that?
334
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,278
Because it is better than sitting at home
and twiddling with my tits
335
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,406
while you are downstairs locked up
in the basement with your meat parts!
336
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:51,699
All right, all right.
All right, my darling.
337
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,870
I think I know what's going on here.
Give me your hand.
338
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,497
I need to apologize.
339
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,790
I'm listening.
340
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,751
Clearly, the reason for you being
so overemotional
341
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:05,380
is because it is your time of the month.
342
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,132
[Nadja speaks foreign language, screams]
343
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,884
The dead do not menstruate!
344
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,552
[Laszlo] Fuck me.
345
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,346
Bloody hell, darling.
346
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,431
Oops.
347
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,558
♪ Get out right now ♪
348
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:20,228
♪ It's the end of you and me ♪
349
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,563
[Guillermo] I can't believe
you're blowing this one little setback
350
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,566
- so out of proportion.
- I was humiliated!
351
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,735
Do you even know
what loyalty is, Guillermo?
352
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,237
[Guillermo] Do I know what loyalty is?
353
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,323
Uh. Yeah, I was blindly loyal
to you for 15 years.
354
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,867
Until you got rid of me.
355
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,661
I never got rid of you.
356
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,578
I protected you
357
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:41,040
even through all the fuckups,
and the time you forgot to buy glitter,
358
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,545
and the, "I wanna be a vampire. No,
actually, I don't want to be a vampire."
359
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,214
The time you nearly killed
the Baron twice!
360
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,383
Through all that shit,
361
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,010
I was loyal.
362
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,429
I may have done a lot
of things, Guillermo,
363
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,806
but I never got rid of you.
364
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,350
Do you think I felt good firing you?
I didn't wanna fire you.
365
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,853
But that's how things are
in the real world, the human world.
366
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,937
I had to do it.
367
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:06,357
I used to be a human before
I was a vampire, in case you forgot.
368
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:10,653
I never betrayed my friends,
my comrades in arms. Never.
369
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:13,407
Maybe some of the wives,
but you know, it was a different time.
370
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:19,413
I'm sorry. I didn't... I didn't know that
the janitor job was so important to you.
371
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:23,876
Well, it was. It was my purpose.
372
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:28,839
My purpose used to be raising you
to become a great vampire.
373
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:34,886
Until you pussed out
and found a new master in Jordan.
374
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,971
- Jordan is not my master...
- [phone buzzes]
375
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,391
...and he doesn't own me.
And I'm not there at his...
376
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,769
- Hi, Jordan. Yeah, I can talk.
- [sighs]
377
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,479
No, I'm not busy.
378
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,023
- Uh. That should be in your inbox.
- [Nandor sighs]
379
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:50,359
I could actually bump it.
[chuckles] The bump master.
380
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,696
- [Nandor grunts]
- Yeah.
381
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,913
- Fireworks.
- What?
382
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,249
You were angry at me for not telling you
what we're out here looking for.
383
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,335
It's fireworks.
384
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,461
And I didn't tell you because, again,
385
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,798
I wanted to be the hero
that swoops down and saves the day.
386
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:17,887
[sighs] Laszlo, I do not need you
to always be the hero.
387
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,138
[sighs]
388
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:23,267
My darling, you are the funniest,
most clever, sweetest
389
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,728
and most beautiful woman in the world.
390
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,189
Not just Staten Island, the world.
391
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,902
And I'm not even mentioning the ten out
of ten pussy. You deserve the best.
392
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,155
That is so sweet. [sniffles]
393
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,866
Hmm. [kisses, mumbles]
394
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,952
[speaks foreign language]
395
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,622
- Laszlo.
- Yeah?
396
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,874
I think I may have found your fireworks.
397
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,960
Really? Where?
398
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,504
There, in this shop
just here across the street
399
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,256
with the rows and rows
of fireworks in the window
400
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,093
and the sign that says,
"Fireworks, fireworks."
401
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,302
Well, that's perfect.
402
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,804
How did I miss that, my darling?
403
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,764
- [Nadja] I don't know.
- [Laszlo chuckles] Right.
404
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:05,811
You just let your husband
take care of this. Stand back.
405
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,400
No wonder no one buys newspapers anymore.
406
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,902
- Toss it again.
- [Laszlo] Okay.
407
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,989
[screams] Open!
408
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,781
[car alarm sounds]
409
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,284
- Shall we?
- Yes.
410
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,411
[Guillermo] Uh-huh.
411
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:27,457
Okay. Well, I'll just cc Lisa.
You got it. Bye.
412
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,003
I, too, was once cc'd.
413
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:35,756
[Guillermo] You know, I do know
what it feels like to lose your purpose.
414
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:40,929
I used to wanna be a vampire so bad
415
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,390
it guided every choice I made.
416
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:48,896
I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm happy
I'm a human again, but it was hard.
417
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:54,692
It was hard waking up every day with
that not being the goal, to be a vampire.
418
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:58,446
Well, I am already a vampire,
so that only sort of applies.
419
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:03,367
Right. Well, the point is,
I think I found a new purpose.
420
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,662
You will too, somewhere.
421
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,166
But maybe right now our purposes
422
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:14,504
are taking us in different directions,
423
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,548
and that's okay.
424
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,967
Perhaps you are right, Guillermo.
425
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:24,973
I am a warrior,
but maybe this is not my fight.
426
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,434
[Colin] You don't just
talk to Nandor, man.
427
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,852
You know, you listen, you dig.
428
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,938
- I'm a little man. Just a little man.
- Yes, I know you are.
429
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:35,399
- But he's a great man.
- Nandor, we have news from the front line.
430
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:40,905
[clears throat] Guess what? Your troops
have executed your battle plan perfectly.
431
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:45,201
The enemy have been lured into a trap.
There are casualties. We expect more.
432
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,329
You know, we can all stand down,
because he's decided to come home.
433
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,538
- [Colin] What?
- [Laszlo] What?
434
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,123
- He what?
- [Nadja] What is the fucking point?
435
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:56,254
Yes, I, um... After careful consideration,
I've come to the realization
436
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,548
that perhaps I was looking for battles
where none need exist.
437
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,009
- You don't say?
- [Nandor] I think it's best for everyone
438
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,344
if I just come home.
439
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,806
Plus, you know, I miss my coffin.
I miss my favorite sword.
440
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,224
- There's nothing like...
- [fireworks cracking]
441
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,142
Oh. What the fuck is that?
442
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,562
- Oh. No, it's not.
- It's an attack. We're under attack.
443
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:17,149
[Colin] Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes!
444
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,943
- [Laszlo] Nandor.
- [Nadja] Laszlo, we were done with this.
445
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,320
- [Guillermo] Fuck.
- [Nadja] Wait. Nandor, wait.
446
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,321
Wait, Nandor.
447
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,241
- Lay low. They may try to flank us.
- [Colin] Hit the deck!
448
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,243
No, Nandor, it's a bloody ruse.
449
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,203
[Laszlo] It's not real, you idiot.
450
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,706
[Colin] Make it stop. I can't take it.
451
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,041
Somebody help me frag myself.
452
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,169
[Laszlo] Get a hold of yourself, man.
453
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,674
The fighting seems to be situated by the
Shipley Dollar Barn on Piedmont Street.
454
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,719
It's no good, my darling.
He's still too bloody crackers.
455
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,847
Well, isn't it a good thing then
that I have a plan B?
456
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,515
[Laszlo] Ah. Silver chains.
457
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,893
- Get out of that. Stand back.
- Hey! Release me. Mutiny!
458
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,979
[Nadja] Get in there.
You brought it on yourself, Nandor.
459
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,897
[Nandor grunts]
460
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,024
[Laszlo] Nice work, my darling.
461
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:58,608
Shotgun.
462
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,029
[sighs]
463
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:06,115
- [Colin snoring]
- [Nandor] Okay, guys, I forgive you.
464
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:10,328
It was the heat of battle,
and you panicked and you made a mutiny.
465
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,954
- [Nadja] Shush.
- [Nandor] Untie me.
466
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,081
- [Laszlo] It's the coppers.
- [Nadja] It is. Shit.
467
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:16,000
- [Guillermo] Great.
- Floor it.
468
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,710
No. I don't wanna make
a bad situation worse.
469
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,545
What's your problem?
Put your foot down, you prick.
470
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,671
Okay, I'm just gonna pull over.
471
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,381
- Useless.
- I wasn't even speeding.
472
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:23,924
Just everyone be cool,
and I'll do all the talking.
473
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:27,636
Gizmo, there's a fucking vampire
hog-tied in the trunk.
474
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,306
- [officer] Hello.
- Oh, yeah.
475
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,640
Hello, Mr. Officer.
476
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,142
What seems to be the problem,
477
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:38,606
apart from the fact that my large
wet bosom won't stop sloshing around?
478
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,484
You, uh, got
a left taillight out there, son.
479
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,986
Yeah, I've been meaning to get that fixed.
Sorry about that, Officer.
480
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,529
It's all right. I'll take care of this.
481
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,239
I say, Officer,
482
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,951
you know, you remind me of a cross
between a young Paul Newman
483
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,038
and a man I'm about to fuck.
484
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,040
- Get out of the car. All of you.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
485
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,500
- Hands are going over...
- Colin, you need to wake up.
486
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,834
- [Colin] ...my head.
- We gotta get out.
487
00:22:58,835 --> 00:22:59,960
What are you doing?
488
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:05,674
We are regular human travelers.
There is nothing out of the ordinary here.
489
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:09,011
So you have nothing to be concerned about.
490
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,346
- [crowd clamoring]
- What the...
491
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,348
[Laszlo] Whoa. What the fuck is that?
492
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,600
- [Colin] Who are they?
- [Nadja] Uh...
493
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,311
Well, that's nothing out
of the ordinary, regular human.
494
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,022
What do you mean?
They're coming straight for us.
495
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,689
[Nadja] What is happening?
496
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:23,109
- [Laszlo] Gizmo, you talk to them.
- [Guillermo] What? Wh... No.
497
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,778
[crowd screaming]
498
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,324
- Go handcuff yourself to a tree.
- Yes, ma'am.
499
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:37,582
Wait, so Nandor's army is... It's real?
500
00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:43,003
[Nadja] Wait. So he wasn't crazy?
501
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:44,171
[Nandor growls]
502
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,549
[Colin] He is not. He...
503
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,759
- [Guillermo] Shit. He'll...
- [Nandor growls] Unchain me.
504
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,761
- Unchain me!
- Sir, yes, sir!
505
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,721
[Nandor] Just grab it
with both hands and yank it.
506
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:54,098
Watch the hair.
507
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,143
- [Guillermo] There you go.
- [Nandor] Yes. That's it.
508
00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,855
- [Nandor grunts]
- [crowd grunts]
509
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:04,400
[Nandor] Well, yeah. Of course
the mannequins were just for practice.
510
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:08,655
Wait, all this time you thought my army
was just a bunch of mannequins?
511
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,573
The fuck?
512
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,824
- At ease.
- Yes, sir.
513
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:12,950
Are they hypnotized?
514
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,619
No, I'm just a really
fucking good general.
515
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:16,787
[person 2] Yeah, you are.
516
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,539
- [person 3] Sir.
- Major Briggs.
517
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,374
- You're leaving?
- [Nandor] Yes.
518
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,543
I am leaving the field of operations.
519
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,628
My fate is calling me
in a different direction.
520
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:25,589
[person 2] What?
521
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:29,633
South on the I-93
towards the Verrazano Bridge.
522
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,553
We may even cut through Jersey
if there is traffic.
523
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,680
[person 4] General, what do we do now?
524
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:38,893
Good question, O'Hara.
You will do what you must always do.
525
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,854
You will go forth and follow your purpose.
526
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,106
What is your purpose?
527
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,442
Fuck if I know.
528
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:50,238
Be it continuing the fight or, you know,
529
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:52,573
finding new jobs.
530
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,408
- [person 5] Where?
- [Nandor] Somewhere.
531
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,035
Any more questions?
532
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,706
Is there anything, like, more specific?
Like an actual thing we could do?
533
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,250
- [Nandor sighs] Um.
- [horse whinnies]
534
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,212
- Burn down a Walmart or some shit?
- [crowd] Yeah!
535
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,589
- No. No, don't do that. No.
- [Nandor] Ooh. Ooh. I've got it.
536
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:13,886
What is that nearby college that sends
most of its graduates to Wall Street?
537
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,138
- Dartmouth?
- Yes. Dartmouth.
538
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:20,017
Cry havoc and unleash
the dogs of war on those nerds!
539
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,435
- [crowd] Yeah!
- [Nandor grunts]
540
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:22,645
[Briggs] You heard the man.
541
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:27,275
- Mount up. We ride for Hanover!
- [crowd] Ride for Hanover!
542
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,569
[Nadja] This is insane.
543
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:35,867
[crowd chanting] Get those nerds.
Get those nerds. Get those nerds.
544
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,167
[Colin] Wait for me.
545
00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:49,004
- You're gonna need logistics support.
- Not you, Colin Robinson.
546
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,715
- [Colin] Oorah! Oorah, you idiots.
- [Nandor] Shit.
547
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,427
- Come on! Let me...
- [Nandor grunts]
548
00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:56,428
- [Colin groans]
- [Laszlo] Shit.
549
00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:57,763
Still got it.
550
00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,932
Go get him and put him in the trunk.
551
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,893
["You're Dead" playing]
552
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:06,313
♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
553
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:09,024
♪ They have no use for your song ♪
554
00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:12,069
♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪
555
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:15,114
♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
556
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:18,409
♪ You'll never get a second chance ♪
557
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,120
♪ Plan all your moves in advance ♪
558
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:24,081
♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪
559
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:27,836
♪ Stay dead and out of this world ♪
560
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,799
♪ Shadow's lost, baby ♪
561
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:37,679
♪ What a rush, baby ♪
562
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:47,647
♪ You're dead ♪